WitchyCraftLandKilifi | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	1177
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Votes:	7194	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	442575	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	3926
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2540
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	2136	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Zombie Dances:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

Players:	104/700	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7608
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6662	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4