LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Villages Defended: 11
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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