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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3994 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!