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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9871 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3085 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”