WineMC Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6956	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Potions Brewed:	114	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	178

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	5823	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.