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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4277 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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