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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4390 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.
you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
