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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1174 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!
