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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6022 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8598 |
We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.
Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.