Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Star Shards Collected: 150
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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