Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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