Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	212
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	4903	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Crops Grown:	2695
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3433	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2850	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8737	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Potions Brewed:	127
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	117
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	411
Players Killed by Monsters:	8155	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.