Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1706	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Votes:	1744
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5245	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5097	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4623

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6228	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Star Shards Collected:	284	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	3591	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dimension Hops:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.