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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6053 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉