WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Saturn network

Bungeecord, Discord, Factions, Skyblock

Saturn Network is a minecraft server from Serbia. Currently we have SkyBlock on the server, but in the future we plan to add another server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelUHC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

You can play UHC on this server, there are 3 rounds of 20 min. There are 2 teams of up to 16 players. if a team has survived last that team has won. You get 20 min first to collect stuff, then 20 min to collect stuff and then the death match where the 2 teams fight with the survived people until one team wins.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Play.CorruptFacs.net

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Factions, raid, fight, ftop rewards, and so much more the server is coming out very soon join the discord to stay alert.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraftcool

4Fun

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HostTesting

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

It’s an anarchy server. Do whatever you want.. But: the IP will change every 3 months. The map will be saved, but performance will change. Here is a list of how many hosters the server has gone through: Aternos …

Yeah… have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GhostDelta

Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hey! Welcome to GhostDelta! Currently we support from 1.14.4 to 1.16.1! This is a Minecraft server started by me and my friends! We currently have a Towny like survival up and Skyblock. At the moment we have Prison and another type of towny survival in progress. We hope you enjoy your stay here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Surventure lifesteal

Survival

Surventure Minecraft SMP has all essential features to provide the best experience to all of its players. It supports Java and Bedrock and has customs jobs, shops, custom enchantments, an economy system, daily rewards, auction house,pets,chat games,pinata vote party,events,quests,crates,ranks as well as lots of other neat stuff.

To connect with Bedrock (PE), use the following IP and port…

– Bedrock IP: mc.surventure.xyz

– Port:

2206

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlesioCraft SMP Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Plesiocraft is a community focused server that features many exciting build projects. The diamond based economy is a key part of the server, ranging from shops and services to real estate sales and auctions. Whether you like building or you want to run a business, there is certainly a place for you! The server is strongly moderated keeping the community safe from harm. We are looking for valuable members to come and join us in our adventure.

The world is 9 months old with a rich history. (It was reset for 1.16.) Some vanilla tweak data packs have been added to improve the experience.

Joining the server is like coming to my own home and I welcome you. As such, I expect you to be kind, respectful, and decent. No profanity or dirty language. Avoid spam. No griefing or hacking. Misbehavior will be dealt with personally.

Join the Discord and apply for whitelist! Discord: https://discord.io/plesiocraft

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Game ROom

Economy, PvP, Vanilla

Vanilla fun with land claims to protect your cool builds! Single Player sleep so you dont need to wait for other players to find a bed. Level up by mining/farming/fighting mobs and get extra XP for it! Fresh new server. Good for you and your friends to get ahead!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BeeNilla

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Beenilla, a semi-vanilla, nice and friendly server, with an ever-present staff, is here to deliver to you the best Minecraft experience.

Current features: – semi-vanilla – grief prevention – custom economy – no pvp – player shops – frequent events – resource world – creative and survival worlds

Come join our family, forge your own unique path and BEE-TASTIC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Axeius eSports Minecraft Community

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Survival, mcMMO, Custom Quests, Custom Shops, Ranks, PvP, Crates 4x Give Ranks 15x Custom Quests and More Quests will be added

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shroomcraft

Balanced Economy, Events, Faction Survival, MCMMO, smp, Survival

Hello Shroomies! S2 is now officially out!! The new IP is MC.shroom-network.com. Thanks for everyone’s patience! Here’s what new -Harsher economy -Smaller spawn due to lag -Official crates -Everything is reset -A fresh and cleaner look -Envoys within 1k of spawn -An event server that contains more than 3 events Please let us know if you have any feedback, especially the shop as we are testing a new economy. Thanks to all!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LegacyAZ

Prison

-=-LegacyAZ-=- *NEW PRISON SERVER* *NEEDS STAFF* *MINE AWAY* *WEEKLY GIVEAWAYS* *KEYALLS* -=-JOIN NOW!-=-

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	750725

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Coffey MineCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun PVE, no Grief, survival server. Visit the web site at: http://coffey-minecraft.com (Build in process)

Come join the fun! And some fun with Dogs.

-Coffey

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	72

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lifesteal survival

4Fun

Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.

We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know 😀

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.