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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9954 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!