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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9023 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 630854 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!