On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!
Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.