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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	953
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3584	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6836
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	5127

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	4473

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2084
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Dragon Eggs Found:	4689
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2638	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	9798
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.