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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	2761	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6534
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ores Mined:	4918
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Potions Brewed:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	8331	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3204	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	8619
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	653957
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!