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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9642 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.