”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	31402
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5587
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1931
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	167
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8055	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	9
Potions Brewed:	186	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.