Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

McBluecross

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

108.170.61.38

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Votes:	278	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4270	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Votes:	3180
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	9137	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2415	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7090
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

enchants, custom

Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ores Mined:	2685

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

play.valley-craft.online

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	9772
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

us.latty.info