Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
New Chunks Explored:	886743	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Kingscraft PH

Artmap, Bedwars, Bestserver, Creative, Factions, Filipino, Minigames, Philippines, Skyblock, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8938	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	102	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1475	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome To Kingscraft PH!

Kingscraft is a server that gives you premium quality gameplay, we have a friendly community that welcomes you warmly. We also have an active staff team that will guide and help you in your journey. Kingscraft is one of the most voted server in South East Asia, we have tons of game modes that you can choose from.

Start your journey in Kingscraft!

Join now!

Available Gamemodes

ServersMinigamesBedwarsKit PvPCreative

Important Links

> Visit our website> Join our discord> Visit our store!

play.kings-craft.com

Cherry Block

Adventure, Anime, Cherryblock, Economy, Friendly, mmo, RPG, smp, Ssv, Super, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

🌸✨ Welcome to the enchanting world of Cherry Block! ✨🌸

🍒 Minecraft Version 1.20.2 🍒

Step into Cherry Block, where a blossoming Vanilla Survival server awaits you, surrounded by a warm and accepting community. We’re eagerly seeking friendly individuals to join us and bask in the joys of Minecraft together.

🌟 Immerse yourself in the realm of survival as you journey through the server, forging bonds and creating unforgettable memories. Let’s embark on an extraordinary adventure together and make every moment count! 🌟

🎮 Not just limited to Minecraft Java Edition, you can also experience the magic of Cherry Block on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! 🎮

💎 Server Details: 💎🌍 Name: Cherry Block🔌 IP: cherryblock.org🔢 Port: 25565

🌟 Join our vibrant Discord community, where friendships blossom and excitement thrives! 🌟💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/cherrynetwork

Come, join us in the realm of Cherry Block, where dreams take shape and friendships bloom like beautiful cherry blossoms! 🌸🌸

cherryblock.org

Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

play.flarehosting.eu

MineJam

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to the MineJam server, a fast growing Minecraft server. You are invited to join our amazing community, have fun and make new friends! With Survival PvP, Towny Survival, Hunger Games, SkyWars, Creative, Sky Block and more, you’ll never get bored!

minejam.com

Atm9 anarchy – All the mods 9 server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	153	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

This isn’t just any server, it’s a semi-anarchy PvP server where strategy, skill, and a bit of mischief come together.

Economy system – Trade with in game economy with an auction house and bounty system. Spawn area – The spawn will be in a separate dimension free from pvp. You will be able to jump unto the random teleporter to the overworld to start the adventure Graves – Graves are disabled, you will be able to loot your victims Dimensions – Some dimensions will be off-limits, world border is 50k in every dimension. Base Strategy – There are no claims Banned items – Almost no banned items, all items of mass destruction are fair game Vote Crates – Get a head start with helpful items

Rules: No Offensive Content: No discussions on sensitive topics like politics, religion, drugs, or racism. Lag Control: Avoid creating excessive lag Atm9 servers all the mods 9

atm9-pvp.moddedmc.net

Just Simple Hosting | Semi-Anarchy [Survival / Creative]

Adventure, amazing, building, Creative, Multiverse, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Our server is a semi-anarchy survival server lead by the Minecraft community, built by the Minecraft community.We support the Minecraft community by providing a fully community run server hosted on us.The only rules are to treat others with respect, don’t swear, no hacks, no trolls.We support older and newer versions of Minecraft clients, so you don’t need the latest versions client.

Why not logon to our server and check out what we have been up too?

Cross-Platform

IP Address: mc.jshosting.co.ukPort: 19133If you playing on Xbox you will need to download an app to logon to this server.You have to be connected to the same network as your Xbox.

Rule[1] Be Kind and Respectful[2] Don’t Hack [3] Don’t Grief![4] Spamming or Advertising

These rules are at the discretion of the staff members online.

Don’t forget to vote for our community lead server by clicking here! or Join discord

mc.jshosting.co.uk

Abyss SMP [Java + Bedrock crossplay]

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0

A world overviewAbyss Season 8 uses Terralith generation for a unique survival experience. There are over 65 different biomes, including most vanilla biomes. These include lush caves, dripstone caves, monument valleys, moonlight groves, alpha islands, mirage islands, and many more. Clients supported are 1.18.2 and bedrock clients. Mobile, Consoles, Desktops are all supported. This world is overviewed using a Pl3xmap, a link to which can be found below.

http://play.abyssmc.org:8123/

About Our ServerAbyss Survival was originally released November 2017 and has been reset several times. Rules are defined by our community, feel free to discussion them in the discord. World downloads are available at the end of every season, so you can continue them in survival, or use them on your own server with friends. We run Coreprotect, so any malicious actions can be undone within seconds.

Rules

1. Be mindful of other players; be respectful to the community and others

2. All chests are private unless marked public. All chest transactions are logged.

3. Do not grief or steal. Buildings near spawn are public areas & may be removed, if needed

4. Do not use mods to gain an unfair advantage, autoclickers and simple external scripts are fine.

5. PvP and fighting must be agreed upon by both players

Custom FeaturesSlimefun is installed to add backpacks, nuclear reactors, magic altars, item transports, energy, holograms, and a bunch of new tools and armor.

Additionally, there are custom recipes. Teleportation is disabled, and players must be able to craft consumable enchanted chorus fruit and enchanted enderpearls in order to teleport to your bed and to other players respectively. A full list of quality of life recipes can be found at

https://abyssmc.org/

A list of slimefun recipes can be found in-game with the slimefun guide.

play.abyssmc.org

The Kingdom of Latis

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

The Kingdom of Latis is a multi world medieval themed survival server designed for creativity, adventure, and most importantly, fun! The Kingdom of Latis has amazing sights, hidden temples, ancient villages, and more. You may choose to travel from one location to the next through portals or by dragon flight. If you prefer to simply survive and live in peace you have several worlds to choose from. The main Kingdom Island (PvE) is the place where all new players spawn in, after that you may want to take a walk down to the docks and get onto the ship which will take you to the other PvE worlds (Crystal Bay, Emeraldl) or you may feel slightly more adventurous and get on the ship that will take you our Pvp/Stealing world, Innova. But beware, Innova is a Towny War based, PvP world. Raiding (no griefing), stealing, and PvP are allowed in Innova, as well as full use of all levels of magical wands abilities through the plugin MagicalSpells and bandit NPCs (Citizens 2-Sentry) are scattered around the lands waiting for the unsuspecting adventurer.

158.69.139.140

CraftBars Bangladesh

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

mc.craftbars.xyz:19138

Memelands | 1.20.2 | Vanilla | Whitelist | Mature and friendly players | Discord | 15+ | Dynmap

Discord, Dynmap, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mature, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Hello everyone!

Memelands is a 1.20.2 SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. We have been playing on the current map since 2019, so there are loads of unique builds and history to discover! And we will never reset the map, so everything you build on the server will stay there forever and you don’t have to worry about a “new season” wiping your progress.

We have players from multiple time zones all over the world, ensuring that the server stays active around the clock. There are events on the server every so often, ranging from jeopardy nights to build contests and sporting activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are usually held at a time where the most players are able to join in.

We are looking for creative individuals who will want to contribute to our server and be a part of a great community and, most importantly, have fun. The type of player who stops playing on worlds when “everything has been completed” is the complete opposite of what we are looking for.

The server is completely vanilla with the exception of a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (we use CoreProtect to detect thieves and griefers). The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server are to be made.

We have a website where blog posts about the server can be submitted and we also have a Dynmap page where the map (Google Earth-esque) can be viewed live!

Our goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players!

Basic rules: (more detailed list in our Discord server and website)

No stealing, griefing or hacking.Be mature and friendly. Respect other’s builds.No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

(If you see someone breaking a rule you should immediately report the player to an admin)

A whitelist and application system is in place to make sure that our new members are welcomed into a secure environment.

Application: CLICK HERE

Server IP: play.memelands.com

Note that you do have to be aged 15 or older to apply.

Minecraft is full of endless possibilities, and this is a great place to explore them. We hope you will come join us! :)/The Memelands Server admins

play.memelands.com

Crush Central

LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3560	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Rpg Oneblock

,Lifesteal

Prisons

and many other modes coming soon

!Collect and replay 50 unique phases

!Unique quests and custom items

.Bosses and Events

.Minions

!Custom enchants and all sorts of other things coming soon

.Prison and Lifesteal coming soon

.Active and friendly community

play.crushcentralmc.net

Emerald-Craft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

This server is a fun to play, friendly and grief protected environment! With many fun ranks to attain and tones for you to do, join in faction wars, PVP arenas, Spleef, MOB arena, Hunger games! and server-wide competitions with a new RPG world coming soon…

Additional Details A server using 30+ plugins, with multiworlds, chestshop, mobarena, premissionsEX and many many more. Runs on a 32GB RAM so there is NO LAG, With a i7 Processor. with unlimited slots!

stu.verygames.net

Arsus Network

Skyblock

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

To learn more about Arsus Network, check out our wiki page. https://wiki.arsusnw.com/

play.arsusnw.com

LODECRAFT [1.20.4] [Never Resets] [MCMMO] [Survival] [Building] [DISCORD]

Adventuring, Backpacks, BUILD, building, classic, Community, Creative, MCMMO, memes, Oldschool, Paper, Paperspigot, smp, Smpsurvival, Spigot, Survival, Survivalserver

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	67	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5555	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome To LODECRAFT!

Welcome to the LODECRAFT Classic SMP Minecraft server! A server focused around enjoying Minecraft the classic way with some fun plugins sprinkled in. We take it slow and enjoy building out the world which we never reset. Enjoy the laid back experience and get building!

Come Join Our Discord Server!https://discord.gg/5tWGK9D67W

IP: LODECRAFT.org

lodecraft.org

Lore of Crafters

Arkan, Arkanbuilds, Community, Crafters, Faction Pvp, Factions, games, Gaming, Hub, Hunger, Hunger Games, Loc, Lore, Mariokart, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Prison, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Survival, Voxelsniper

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Votes:	8648
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

The original Lore of Crafters. We’ve launched a vanilla survival server for all previous (and new) members of our community to join.

Lore of Crafters traces its origins to November 20th, 2011. Founded as Imperocraft originally the server changed into Lore of Crafters in 2012. Known by many names throughout its time such as Lore of Covid (2020-2021) or Laurel Crafters (2021-2023), this great past makes it the 5th oldest Minecraft server!

Our current world is from 2021 and we have no plans on resetting it! (praying to Herobrine)

Make sure to join our Discord! https://discord.gg/7F9hC9X

play.loreofcrafters.com