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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5813 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
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