“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ores Mined:	4483	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisSwapCraft

Accommodation, Apology, cost, Dinner, disagreement, flights, Food, front desk, Girls trip, guest, Hotel, hotel room, key card, overbooked, royal suite, SisSwapCraft, sister’s trip, sisters, Understanding, upgraded room, Upset

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchantments Applied:	132	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP Confessions

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Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1057	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pals United

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OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JungleSMP Survival Server

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Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

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Minecraft Server Overview

No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

Discord Server

Modlist:

Mod Name
AppleSkin
Amendments

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: No, the server is open to anyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8659	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Emeralds Found:	9929	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

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Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExWifeExposedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4029	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	920488
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

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Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBizarreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Protection Network

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5443

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	0_fold
Version	Crazy Craft 1.16.5
Player Count	Several players, server started today
Performance	Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

Where can I ask additional questions?

You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Farms Harvested:	451
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	831981	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Items Found:	4821
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.