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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	771	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7715
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Players Killed by Monsters:	4593

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	New Chunks Explored:	798200

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.