Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	5509
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3719	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magic Items Found:	1812	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2823
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1921
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2955
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Votes:	9487
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	646
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	4140	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?