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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

103.195.103.134:25578

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1880	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

play.trooperland.net

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

gg.pixelquantum.com

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	7473	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

play.homesteadmc.us

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

168.119.4.49:30184

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	141
New Chunks Explored:	941681	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	5

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

play.spidermc.xyz

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Play.darkpvp.in

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

mc.haliacraft.com

RIVMC

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

103.195.100.137:25566

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴜʟᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ

Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

mc.ulagamers.com

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

cropcraft.apexmc.co

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

play.thefruitbox.net

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1830
Star Shards Collected:	210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

fromthefog.mcserver.us

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

play.capskyblock.com

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	6799	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

mc.unicraft.xyz:1100