Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Star Shards Collected:	249
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7309	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1058
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	6148
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	8147	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	181843
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Animals Bred:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6127
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8988	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!