Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Divine Spears Created: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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