Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	4508	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	4461
Votes:	691	Animals Bred:	108
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8561	Emeralds Found:	3658
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	127
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2698	Crops Grown:	3604

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg