Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MINECASSIA is one of the BEST SMP networks out there open for Java, Bedrock & Cracked players. Released now. We mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends.PVP: We have many PVP maps to choose from, where you can battle your friends with the loot you get from the Survival SMP!Survival SMP: Survival is a semi-vanilla game mode with a few plugins with a try to provide a vanilla experience to the players. The whole survival server tutorial can be found by using the command /help.Our Uniqueness: We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & things you cannot find in any other server for example our very special Quests in Survival, Custom self made GUIs only for MineCassia, RTP, Shop messages and much more which you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Animals Bred:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.