Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2186	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4182

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Crops Grown:	6217
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.