Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	185
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.