Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Budcraft Survival Towns & War PLAY.BUDCRAFTMC.COM DISCORD: https://discord.gg/7TyWJgBzN5 SURVIVAL | TOWNY | PVP | WAR | ECONOMY Budcraft is a survival pvp server which we created to fit the needs of our original vanilla survival server. We offer towny! Either join one of the 20 towns on our server, or create your own. Go even further! Go to war with another town, and walk away with all their loot and land. We are currently taking applications for helpers. Must be active. We also offer an affordable donation rank which we offer to keep the server alive. THIS IS A NON PROFIT SERVER. WE ARE 100% LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY AND RESPECT EVERYONE ON ALL CIRCUMSTANCES

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2406
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Forever Play

Roleplay, Towny

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hubnetwork

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3938	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6724	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

Anarchy, Dangerous, Elitemobs, Geopolitics, Minigames, Survival, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics Server

Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

e1aw

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zlati Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

Join Zlati Anarchy

Dive into the chaos of our Minecraft world where anything goes! Build, destroy, and survive in an unforgiving environment where the only rule is anarchy!

Rule over your own domain, form alliances, or conquer your foes. The choice is yours in Zlati Anarchy!

Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and engage in epic battles with fellow players. Adventure awaits at every turn!

No rules, no limits – just pure, unadulterated anarchy. Are you ready to unleash your creativity and dominate the wilderness? Join Zlati Anarchy today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19 [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]

10b10t, 1b1t, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, 3b3t, 4b4t, 5b5t, 6b6t, 7b7t, 8b8t, 9b9t, Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchypvp, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Bedspvp, Cheats, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Fly, Hackedclients, Hacks, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Oldestanarchyserver, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Stackeditems, Survival, Survivalserver, Vanilla, Vanillaserver

5b5t.org Anarchy Server Like 2b2tBackward compatibility 1.19x, 1.18x, 1.17x, 1.16.x 1.15x, 1.14x, 1.13x, 1.12x, 1.11xNO RULES! MODS ALLOWED! [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]STACKED ITEMSDUPES

Website: http://5b5t.org/

Discord: [url=discord.5b5t.org/

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Budcraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Budcraft 2.0! (1.17) Join now for an authentic survival town experience. Players are able to create their own town or join anothers town. Use the shop to sell gems and stones you find in your mineshaft. Wage war on another town! Become a millionaire or build the biggest city on the server! WE ALSO NEED STAFF. JOIN SERVER & DISCORD FOR MORE INFO. – LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY – No hate speech or racism – Towny – Survival – PvP – War – Economy

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mines Excavated:	2685
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

slowboxx

PvE, PvP

Elytra pvp server you can kill players fight monsters and bosses mine buy custom items and other stuff.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Erdea

bedrock, Bedrockandjava, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Customitems, Earth, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthmapminecraft, Earthserver, Economy, Erdea, Faction, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Geysermc, Movecraft, Other, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saberfactions, Shop, Slimefun, Space

Erdea is a geopol where you can make a nation and forge your own history!

Industrialise your nation with our carefully selected machinery plugins.

Put your nation into the stars! Every week or 2 there’s a new world added.

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Java IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – 1.20.x

Bedrock IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – Latest Bedrock Version

Bedrock Port: 19132

Dynmap: Click here

Discord: https://discord.gg/GQZ8w3szkU

Website: COMING SOON!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Heroic Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Heroic Craft is seeking active players 18+ for our hard mode economy smp. We offer grief and theft protection with the use of core protect. We have a few good data packs Installed like 1 person sleep Graves Lumberjack Infinitymend for bows Elytra chest plate Player and mob heads Just to name a few. We are on 1.16.5 and plan to update when the new update comes out while keeping the same world. Shopping district is on a mooshroom island. Starter supplies when you 1st join. VC is required when you join just for a few minutes, and there is an application that takes about 1 minute to fill out. Very active admins and players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ETHEREAL

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Explore a realm of limitless possibilities on our modded Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the Origins mod, where you can choose from a variety of powerful and fantastical races, each with its own special abilities and traits.

Embark on epic adventures as you encounter custom biomes, challenging dungeons, and mysterious dimensions. Our server is packed with a plethora of mods to enhance your gameplay – from magic and technology to exploration and survival.

Forge alliances with fellow players, build magnificent structures, and delve into the depths of the unknown. Whether you’re a master of the arcane arts, a technological genius, or a fearless explorer, our server offers a diverse and thrilling environment for every player.

Join us for a modded Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!