Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Silocraft

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to SiloCraft!

Feeling neglected and abused? Always being grieved and lagged out? Then look no further! This is where you’ll find solutions to all your problems. Silocraft offers you fast and stable servers with a friendly and welcoming community. We have a range of servers tailored to your playing style.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

tynker

Creative

Jackson’s Tynker Minecraft world -this is for creative Tynker programming and planning coding programs

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SavagePvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

SavagePvP is Minecraft Faction server. just released, I come join the fun for crate key alls, giveaways etc. In the future I want to add skyblock, prisons etc. 1.8-1.19x

SavagePvP.net

Discord.gg/SavagePvP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!

Benrulez, Padawanamy, Puresurvival, Survival, Vanilla

Hello!

PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it!We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

If you need help with any grief or cheaters, ask in #help

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Havok

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Havok server is whatever you want to it to be, some say it’s like a factions. It has shop, arena, voting every Friday, mini games like Spleef, Parkour, Mazes, Skywars, TNT Run, Hunger Games and more coming soon! It supports Spanish, Japanese, German, English and more coming soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

[BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]

Community, Modded, Modpack, Prominence2, RPG, Survival

Welcome to the Bynadar Minecraft Network!

We are a brand new network looking for members, builders, and staff!

Please head HERE to join our discord and get more information!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Craft Portugal 1.2.4

Minecraft PT 1.2.4 server you can join without having the original game. We have unlimited Clans, levels, events, and slots. The server is hosted and is connected 24 hours a day. Come to our website http://www.craftportugal.info IP TEAMSPEAK 3 – devils-ts.dyndns.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Palace Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

Come visit the Palace! We are a family-friendly network with Creative plots, Arcade Games, a Role Play world, Walt Disney World from Florida, Disneyland from California, Disney Cruise Line ships, and more!

Our goal is to provide a safe environment for people of all ages. We do not allow any forms of swearing, trolling or inappropriate behavior anywhere on our network.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Curce

Custom, Dedicated, Dimention, Disasters, Horror, new, Survival

Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

Features

* Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

And more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

Allages, Community, Contests, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Livemap, MCMMO, Megabuilds, Mounts, Pets, Playeshops, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Rpgitems, Survival, Worldmap

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Website & Wikihttps://theghostedghost.wixsite.com/athenaskingdoms

Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

Here on Athena’s Kingdoms, we never reset our world.

Why? Because we LOVE building BIG.

Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim] Minecraft Server

More ranks coming soon…

All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.