Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StrongCraft

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to StrongCraft, your ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into our vast world where adventures await in every corner. Our server offers a multitude of gameplay modes to suit every player’s taste.

Embark on epic journeys in our Survival world, fortified with GriefPrevention to safeguard your creations from harm. Seek out resources, build magnificent structures, and conquer the wilderness alongside fellow survivors.

For those who seek a skyward challenge, ascend to our SkyBlock realm where you’ll start with limited resources on your own floating island. Test your survival skills and creativity as you carve out your existence amidst the clouds.

Join forces with friends or forge new alliances in our Towny and Factions worlds. Engage in strategic warfare, master the art of raiding, and rise to dominance with the help of McMMO-enhanced abilities.

Unleash your imagination in our Creative world, boasting expansive plots where your architectural dreams can become a reality. Build to your heart’s content without limits and showcase your creations to the world.

No matter your preferred playstyle, StrongCraft is here for you 24/7, ensuring a lag-free environment where the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and embark on your next great adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6190
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UniquelyCommon – 1.20.1 | Survival | Adventure | Exploration

1201server, 247uptime, Adventure, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Friendly, Minecraft, Open, Openworld, Protections, Public, Reset, Spawners, Survival, Transit, Vanilla

Newly public server: 1.20.1

World started at the beginning of COVID with new map reset outside of main spawn in preparation for latest updates.

Enjoy a regular survival world fresh to explore and generate to your hearts content. No world border.

Really no rules or themes unless needed in the future.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DissidiaCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Dissidiacraft is a 3½ year old survival server that utilizes plug-ins like Towny, mcMMO, ChestShops, & Auctions, to form strong economy based gameplay. The uniquely built 1.6+ spawn has an information area, an admin shop, and several different arenas to choose from. We also offer Donator Rewards like Disguisecraft, nicknames, /hat command, 10 /sethomes, and a seperate creative world access. Our server is managed, updated, and moderated frequently for a smooth, friendly, player experience. Join our community forums, make friends, and start your Dissidian adventure today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MagmaCraft

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Hello! 🙂 If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features. For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you! Enjoy the game!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

McBlocks – Creative

Creative server. Start in a guest area where you build something to get promoted to ‘builder’ after that you can build freely in one of our maps.

Rules No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Administrators: moss_crow, chrisbs, Vokan, woder22, dk221

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Public Bliss SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Heard off the Bliss SMP? want to join it? Well now YOU can by joining this bliss smp clone that has rtp npc kits and more its a fun no lag server and the best part its brand new. yes brand new noone has got stuff unlike other servers so u can join

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mikecraft Build Server BUILDERS WANTED!!!

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Mikecraft is a small town server on 1.20 It contains many cities and towns. We have a small but growing community with events and lots of fun! We have a dynmap for players to view the world. The server is a hybrid of creative and survival with several cities under construction. The server is also Bedrock Compatible.We are currently looking for builders.

Java Server IP: mikecraft.chickenkiller.comBedrock Server IP: 32.221.86.166 | Bedrock Port: 25565Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.20.1

Dynmap: http://mikecraft.chickenkiller.com:25566/?

Discord: https://discord.gg/XQFm7uzaUe.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Asteria (A Dungeons And Dragons Roleplay

Hardcore Pvp

ASTERIA ( A Dungeons And Dragons Pvp Survival)

KEEP IN MIND I AM NO WHERE NEAR FINISHED BUT IT HAS ENOUGHCONTENT TO HAVE FUN IN I HAVE THE SERVER OPEN TO FIND DEDICATED BUILDERS TO HELP FINISH THE PROJECT HOWEVER IM GONNA FINISH THIS MYSELF.

The Pillagers Have Opened A Portal to the 9 Hells Releasing Dungeon Cores all over the world.

At First Everything Seemed OKThen More Mobs Started showing up at night.Then the Sun Set for the Last TimeTrapping the world In the Infinite Darkness.

This Server is a Hardcore ,Pvp,Survival/ Dungeons And Dragons Roleplay.You the Player Creates the story

Plugins:Mythic MobsMMO ItemsMMO Inventory

Rules: 1. No Griefing If u See Build Leave it be.2. Be respectful3. Pg13 Roleplay please4. Stealing is ok this is roleplay.5. pvp is a must Just don’t bully.

BREAKING RULES IS A PERMA BAN

This Map Has Completely Customized Biomes With Secret Underground biomes For you to findAnd build in.

There will be Custom Events Based off Player Progression/Map Progression. So Wars Can Change The Map. (Admins Will Rebuild)

This Map Is a Team Based Challenge Where You don’t Want Other teams Getting the Dungeon Cores

Custom Item Counter: 187 (Dungeon Monsters Drop Custom Armor Sets And Weapons.)

Custom Mob Counter: 53

Dungeons: (You Have to Find the portal Locations For Each Dungeon)

They Are Hidden

-12 zones with a unique story to tell

-Savage Shores: 100%-The Grim Rainforest: 100%-WinterVale: 100%-The Crypt: 100%-Nephrem: 100%-Magic Academy: 100%

-UnderDark 25%-Desolate Dunes 15%-The Whispering Canyons 25%– The Citidel 15%– Haven 15%– The Nine Hells 0%

Avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, and Nessus.

A 9 layer dungeons and dragons massive hell dungeons

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NXTCRAFT

Economy, Factions, Survival

NXTCRAFT is a Survival Server. Afraid about greifers? Worry no more. On NXTCRAFT you can protect your chests, furnaces and doors. We have plugins that moderate every block each player places, and destroys. So if your house is griefed, we will know who exactly did it; and we will roll back that location.

PvP is only enabled at night so you can enjoy building in the day, and surviving in the night. You can join and create factions (they are like cities) and create a city with your friends!

We want everyone to have a great experience on NXTCRAFT, so if your having problems with something just ask someone on the server. We have lots of friendly members and staff, so don’t be afraid to ask. Mod not online? Leave a ticket, and we will get back to you as soon as we can!

NXTCRAFT Features: Chest and Door Protections Factions Spleef Capture the Flag Matches Friendly Staff and Members Economy System Multiple AntiCheat Plugins, so everyone will play legit!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineMouse

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there! Welcome to MineMouse a server for you and all your friends to join! We offer Survival and Skyblock atm but more gamemodes are on their way! We already have an active community even tho we just released! We are also java and bedrock compatible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ReignSMP – Need Staff – Brand New

Communitydriven, Creative, Creativeplots, Fun, Needstaff, new, Nolag, Nop2w, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer

ReignSMP 1.20.4 – Urgently Need staff & builders – Connect at [reignsmp.apexmc.co]

Welcome to [Reign SMP] – Your Ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 Friendly Survival Oasis!

Discord – discord.gg/QVWgB9BCf2

Embark on a captivating journey within our immersive multiplayer server crafted for the true Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a great atmosphereincluding survival aswell as creative plots to express yourself! Earn yourself the builder rank after proving yourself.

Unlock Your Unique Style with Cosmetics: (non p2w, ingame currency!) Discover a world of self-expression with our expansive collection of customizable cosmetics! Stand out with vibrant skins, playful pets, and captivating particle effects/mounts.

Plots for Unleashing Creativity: Claim your parcel of the world and set your imagination free on designated plots! Construct grand castles, modern metropolises, or enchanting gardens – the choice is yours.

Marketplace & Player-rented shops: Experience the lively marketplace, where players can engage in the art of buying and selling a plethora of items, resources, and rare finds.

Auction House : Engage in exhilarating bidding wars at our Auction House! Secure exclusive items, powerful gear, and rare blocks by outplaying your fellow players.

Unlock Exclusive Benefits with free voting ranks/great paid ranks: Elevate your adventure by supporting the server and gaining access to exclusive perks with our donor ranks. From enhanced survival abilities to cosmetic privileges.

Join –Reign SMP– Today: Step into a new realm of Minecraft adventure on our 1.20.4 server. Join a warm community, forge new connections, and embark on an extraordinary journey. Ready to dive in? Your epic adventure begins now!

Connect at [reignsmp.apexmc.co] we won’t disappoint ! (edited)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TownySMP [Earth Towny] [1.19.x] [Bedrock]

bedrock, crossplay, Jobs, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Rankups, smp, Towny

TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!

Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!

Features:– Towny claim system with no-grief survival– Rank System with Custom Perks– Player-focused economy– Jobs & /sell to earn money– Voting Crates & Pinata– RPG Experience with McMMO– Dedicated server hardware

Dedicated Server Hardware:– AMD Ryzen 9 5950X– 128 GB RAM– 2×960GB NVMe SSD– 1Gbps bandwidth

IP: play.townysmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/TownySMPStore: shop.townysmp.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hardcore Survival

Hardcore survival server. If you die, you are banned. Bans are reset every Monday. Admin shops, homes, and economy. We have 30 player slots, and helpful staff. Our server is secured by MCBans. Please note that these death bans are not global, and will not affect your MCBans reputation in any way.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mines Excavated:	2904	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SMP Unlimited

Economy, PvP, Survival

• Server Version: 1.9 – 1.20.x • Friendly Community • Custom Plugins • Fishing • Mining • Item Textures •

SMPULTD.GG

Welcome to SMP Unlimited! Simply put, we are a team of Minecraft enthusiasts that enjoy creating and sharing content for a game that we all love. We offer a semi-vanilla experience enhanced by well thought out features that we think you’ll enjoy.

We pride ourselves on ensuring there is something for everyone here! Our player driven economy paired with our lands system fosters friendships and rivalries. Our PvP fans will love our warzone with supply drops, and we’ve got fishing and mining plugins for the Survival oriented players.

Our staff are dedicated to you, the player. Our goal is to build a friendly environment for anyone to make memories and be themselves. So what are you waiting for!? Jump online, join our discord! Maybe even give Fitz a pat or two. We hope to see you there!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Talorian Nebula 1.20.1 – Community – Survival – PVP – Economy –

Economy, Pvpsurvival, Survival, Townysurvival

Welcome to The Talorian Nebula! The Best mix of SMP and Bending-PVP!

Check Out Our New Custom World!

Generous Economy for Easy Startup

Experienced Staff!New Communities!

Join Our Community Today!

Server Rules:

1. Be Kind & Respectful2. No Excessive Vulgarity3. Use Common Sense 4. No Advertising Other MC Servers5. No Game Enhancing Mods (X-Ray, etc)6.No Spamming7. No Bullying

8. No Harassing

9. Abuse of Server Given Power by Player or Staff will NOT be Tolerated.

Bring A Friend Bonus!

For Each New Player YOU bring to the server YOU get $50,000.00 added to your server balance!

PLUS if YOUR friend applies for Member status You gain an extra $25,000.00!!

How Does This Work?

The New Player MUST submit the player’s name who invited them by:/mail Matt1776 Referred By: (Username)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.