Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

xzrvr’s minecraft server

multiplayer, Survival, Vanilla

xzrvr’s minecraft server

1.20.4+

⚔️Teams ⚔️Team up or go solo in our survival multiplayer world.

🌐 TPA 🌐Self teleportation. Effortlessly navigate to other players with out hassle.

✨ Self-Hosted & Developer-Crafted ✨ Experience smooth gameplay on our self-hosted server in New Zealand, developed by xzrvr.

🌟 Connect now for an epic Minecraft Adventure! 🌟Join our Discord Server (you can get dynmap here)

(launch params)#!/bin/bashjava -Xms8192M -Xmx8192M –add-modules=jdk.incubator.vector -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=200 -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:G1HeapWastePercent=5 -XX:G1MixedGCCountTarget=4 -XX:InitiatingHeapOccupancyPercent=15 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=90 -XX:G1RSetUpdatingPauseTimePercent=5 -XX:SurvivorRatio=32 -XX:+PerfDisableSharedMem -XX:MaxTenuringThreshold=1 -Dusing.aikars.flags=https://mcflags.emc.gs -Daikars.new.flags=true -XX:G1NewSizePercent=30 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=40 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=8M -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -jar paper.jar –nogui

(server specs)AMD Ryzen 9 4900HS2x8GB DDR4-3200 CL22 SODIMM512GB NVMe PCIe 3.0

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gilded Aegis

Skyblock, Survival

We are a mature server with over 2 1/2 years under our belt! Gilded Aegis offers a variety of activities for our players, from slaying mobs in our custom mob arena maps, building your ultimate skyblock empire, or creating a masterpiece in good old survival. The amount of things to do is plentiful!

Grief Prevention – Prevents all forms of griefing, including build/break, theft, fire, spawn camping, lava and more. New players get automatic claims around their first chests. Players who ask for help in chat get an instant link to a demonstration video.

Player-based Economy – Our server’s economy is run by the players. Just like a free market in the real world, the in-game economy is completely free and unrestricted. Earn your cash by PvP, auctioning items, using our Jobs plugin or simply trading with the Global Market.

Jobs – A plugin that pays you! A method of income in our server can be finding a job! We have plenty of unique jobs, from hunting to farming to mining. Earning money is not only easy but it will also train your mcMMO skills!

MobArena – A high pace wave based plugin that enables our players to play against an endless hoard of mobs! See how long you can survive alone or with friends. Play on multiple maps with a variety of classes specializing in unique roles!

mcMMO – A skill based plugin that rewards players with unique abilities that may or may not prove useful in combat and rewards!

Skyblock – An island based survival plugin that test your knoweldge of Minecraft and craftyness to the max! Complete challenges to earn rewards that will enable you to create a better island! If you want you can also build an island with your friend or friends!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EvokeMC

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TBD

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

❗Custom Survival❗| Towny🛕 | MCMMO🛡️ | Survival🎒 | 500+ Quests🔥 | Jobs💵

Survival

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, JavaServer IP: play.jozmc.comStore: https://jozmc.tebex.ioDiscord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeADynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes…Dynmap:A fully interactive live-map of all 3 main worlds, which displays updated versions of the terrain, player movement and what is built. There are multiple views for the mapTowny:On JozMC we use the most advanced verison of the towny plugin which is extremely simple to use and operate. You can join or create your own town, claim the land for your town and get right to work! You have full control over your claim land, including disabling mob spawns, disabling PVP, choosing who can break and place blocks in certain areas amongst other aspects of the land. You can open up your town for people to join, or keep it solo and do your own thing!mcMMO:Hands down the best MMORPG plugin every server needs. This plugin adds in a whole range of unique skills with special abilities, and allows you to level them up to improve the effectiveness of said skills. There are leaderboards, and plenty of skills to focus on!Auction house and marketplace:The server chooses a player run economy, where the players choose what they want to sell. You can sell certain items to the server, however if you want to buy items you must buy from other players. This is to ensure a functioning economy, with fluctuating prices depending on supply and demand. You can purchase items from the auction house, or from the marketplace!Ranks:There are plenty of ranks to progress through which are bought using in game money. These ranks will provide you with unique perks, and boosts that will help you along your survival journey!Jobs:One of the most exciting features on JozMC is the jobs plugin. This plugin allows you to join jobs, and earn money doing things you love! The jobs are all level based and can be improved as you perform the tasks.Server ApplicationThe server is not whitelisted, however if you want to kick start your experience, fill out the application form below, reply to this thread and receive $5000 In game cash!

1-Minecraft Username:2-Do you have Discord?3-Have you joined our server discord?4-What do you find most interesting about our server?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HelHosting Network

Dungeons, Fun, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lifestealsmp, Quests, Survival, Texturepack, Unique, Unqiueexperience

LifeSteal, Survival RPG (SOON)

Welcome to HelHosting Network Minecraft Server, where adventure awaits at every turn! Immerse yourself in a world filled with thrilling dungeons, a custom texture pack, in-game custom sounds, and a vibrant community of passionate players.

Embark on epic quests and conquer challenging dungeons designed exclusively for our server. Explore treacherous depths, solve intricate puzzles, and battle formidable bosses to claim valuable treasures and unlock new abilities. Our dungeons offer a unique and immersive experience that will keep you engaged and excited for hours on end.

Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully crafted custom texture pack. Immerse yourself in a visually stunning environment that enhances the beauty and atmosphere of the game. Every block, item, and creature has been meticulously designed to create a truly captivating experience that sets our server apart.

Prepare to be amazed by our in-game custom sounds that bring every moment to life. From the rustling of leaves in the wind to the echoing roars of fearsome monsters, our custom sounds add depth and realism to your gameplay, enhancing your immersion in our world.

But it’s not just about the features; it’s about the community that makes Lifesteal truly special. Join a passionate and friendly community of dedicated players who share a love for adventure and camaraderie. Forge new friendships, form alliances, and engage in lively conversations as you embark on thrilling quests together. Our community is welcoming and supportive, ensuring that every player feels at home and valued.

Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Lifesteal Minecraft Server offers an unparalleled experience that will captivate your imagination and keep you coming back for more. Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, challenges, and the thrill of discovery. The adventure awaits!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lost Cities MC

We are a server that is up and coming in survival. We are friendly and have a great staff of Admins/Mods. The server is griefer proof by using the plugin Big Brother. Flying and other mods are not allowed on our server. We like to celebrate a lot and have great times with new people. We always have fun contests with great prizes. Donating is appreciated and rewarded on our server. You can donate through PayPal. To see full information about donating visit our website! lostcities.pbworks.com We would love to have you join our community of friends in the adventures or survival on Minecraft! Like us on facebook to get ten diamonds! Recommend this page to get 3 diamonds and leave a comment with your username!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

[1.20.2] The CraftXp Network: mine.craftxp.net

Adventure, amazing, best, BUILD, Craft, Creative, Experience, Explore, Fight, Friend, Friends, Fun, Landclaim, Map, Minecraft, Npc, Npcs, Playershops, Protection, PvP, Quest, Questing, Quests, Ranks, Realms, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE

[✵CraftXp Network✵]

The CraftXp Network is a small Minecraft server that focuses on core elements of friendly SMP with light quest and exploration themes. We use plugins to highlight and enhance the vanilla-esque play style.

Our Survival server features include, but are not limited to:

Customizable Land ProtectionOpt-in PVPServer EconomyRanked SurvivalAnd more!!

Our ranking system drives players to complete more of the minecraft advancements, acting as an extra level of challenge for Minecraft veterans, and a guide for new players!

(All ranks must be earned IN GAME – NO PAY TO WIN RANKS OR KITS)

Rank up to earn in game perks such as:

Nether and End access!More Land ProtectionMore Homes!Kits!More Player Shops!Special Realms Access!Special Quests Access!and more!

Bring on your friends, add members to your land protection, and work your way up to earn the coveted title of HERO as you build your own empire here on CraftXp!

Our server has a developing Adventure hub world full of shops and NPC’s where we will be adding content for players to explore and enjoy in an adventure type play style. It is there we will also host events, provide access to quests, and special Realms.

Test out your build ideas or just flex on other players with your building skills on our Creative super flat world! As players rank up, they will unlock more creative server plots to build on and protect!

We also have a small Discord community (linked below). Link your discord account to your Minecraft account to get your in game rank reflected on Discord. We also have Discord-Minecraft chat, so players can chat while offline. Linked players can also utilize Discord proximity voice chat in game!

Our Discord: Click Here

Our Youtube Channel: Click Here

Our Twitter: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Instagram: @CraftXpNetwork

Our Website: https://www.craftxp.net

Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your stay on The CraftXp Network!– CraftXp, Ival70, Otterer (The Devs).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

[SteeltonMC] Hard – Sandbox – Survival

Auctions, Bank, Bluemap, Claims, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, HARD, Headdb, Homes, Lands, MCMMO, Nohub, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Semivanilla, Simple, smp, Survival, Wirelesshoppers, Wirelessredstone

Features at a glance:

*Hard Difficulty*Survival*No P2W*No Hub*Economy + Auction House + Bank*McMMO / Fishing / Mining Overhaul*Family Friendly / Mature*Player Warps*Claims / Towns*HeadDatabase*Wireless Hoppers*Simple Ranks*3D World Map*Discord Integration

Welcome to SteeltonMC. This server is founded by myself, Classic. This server is an attempt to provide a free, enjoyable, and reliable gaming environment for people of any demographic.

The server is set on Hard Difficulty. We have a curated selection of premium Plugins to make everyone’s stay here more enjoyable. All our plugins are extensively configured and formatted to create a more stable atmosphere. You are not bombarded with flashing colors, weird whacky ranks with symbols, or otherwise off-putting eye cancer.

Our server does not have a “Central Hub”. There is no Skyblock, Prison, or other game-altering separate variations. Everyone on our server is enjoying themselves, interacting with the community, or keeping to themselves in peaceful solace while exploring the lands.

Our server comes equipped with a single /Spawn which will be the heart of our server. We encourage all our users to help shape the future of SteeltonMC for yourself, and many others to enjoy. Included at this Spawn will be a handful of NPCs. You may interact with these non-player characters, they may have something interesting to say, or service to provide.

The Plugins I was referring to earlier would be too much to explain here, so a recap would be the following. “You may buy and sell items at a central server Auction House. You may walk and deposit items, money, and EXP at the SteeltonMC Central Bank. Ability to create Server Warps for everyone (or no one) to use! Mining and Fishing have received a completed and revolutionary overhaul with gems, fossils, upgrades, and more! A popular MMO Skills plugin to level up a myriad of other abilities. View a live 3D Map Rendering of our world, visit your builds, or explore the land from a bird’s eye view. Upgradeable “Wireless Hoppers” to keep yourself busy, why not turn this into Factorio? Ability to buy directly from the HeadDB Database, and decorate your world with fitting assets or funny memes. This list goes on and on, we are careful to be selective and only use the highest quality plugins, constantly updating.

That will bring us to our next topic, the Economy. Now, those wonderful features do usually come at a cost, as an incentive, and create a positive gameplay loop. It is not difficult to sustain, and making players grind or limit you is not one of our goals. You earn money by playing the game. Fishing, Mining, Quests, Etc. You will naturally progress as time goes on.

Our team would be happy to have you join us, and we hope you do.-Steelton Staff

Discord: https://discord.gg/4dAmQ42G7t

Hard Semi-VanillaMinecraft Survival Server1.20 SMPSteelton Minecraft..

[SteeltonMC] Hard - Sandbox - Survival Minecraft Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	215
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PitCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

NEW RELEASE – January 4th, 2014, come JOIN us for PITCRAFT 2.0 Features: Dedicated 24/7 – PVP – Bukkit – Survival – MobArena – Spleef – Economy – Hunger Games – Factions – Perks – Classes – Parkour – Multiverse – LWC – No Whitelist- No Lag- MCMMO-Creative-Casino Adding more base on community Suggestions. Our server is a on going project of things to do!

Rules: No chat spam (24hour mute for spam) No griefing in Lobby World No ALL CAPS No advertising No hacks, cheats No frames Be mature and respectful No asking for mod/gm/sponsor/admin/fly No abusing admins *If you find any evidence of a staff member abusing report it ASAP to lycanloki on our site http://www.pitcraft.enjin.com/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

winter verse

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to “Winter Verse” – a unique minecraft server that will introduce you to a magical and magnificent world like no other. Here is a compelling description inviting you to join: Welcome to the cold and magical world: “Winter Verse” is a minecraft server that offers you a unique experience in a diverse and personalized environment. The server is equipped with a spectacular graphic design that will feed your eyes and offer a world with a unique winter atmosphere. Planning and building: In “Winter Verse” we de-emphasize the building experience. With a wide variety of blocks and resources, you will be able to create forever. We will be happy to receive your high-quality construction and present it at various events and competitions. Community and friends: At “Winter Verse” we have a friendly and active community. We can guarantee you quick and efficient help from the team and the other players. You can collaborate with other players in joint projects, fight monsters together, and create friendships that will burn on and off the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kingscraft PH

Artmap, Bedwars, Bestserver, Creative, Factions, Filipino, Minigames, Philippines, Skyblock, Survival, Unique

Welcome To Kingscraft PH!

Kingscraft is a server that gives you premium quality gameplay, we have a friendly community that welcomes you warmly. We also have an active staff team that will guide and help you in your journey. Kingscraft is one of the most voted server in South East Asia, we have tons of game modes that you can choose from.

Start your journey in Kingscraft!

Join now!

Available Gamemodes

4 Survival ServersMinigamesBedwarsKit PvPCreative

Important Links

> Visit our website> Join our discord> Visit our store!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cherry Block

Adventure, Anime, Cherryblock, Economy, Friendly, mmo, RPG, smp, Ssv, Super, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

🌸✨ Welcome to the enchanting world of Cherry Block! ✨🌸

🍒 Minecraft Version 1.20.2 🍒

Step into Cherry Block, where a blossoming Vanilla Survival server awaits you, surrounded by a warm and accepting community. We’re eagerly seeking friendly individuals to join us and bask in the joys of Minecraft together.

🌟 Immerse yourself in the realm of survival as you journey through the server, forging bonds and creating unforgettable memories. Let’s embark on an extraordinary adventure together and make every moment count! 🌟

🎮 Not just limited to Minecraft Java Edition, you can also experience the magic of Cherry Block on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! 🎮

💎 Server Details: 💎🌍 Name: Cherry Block🔌 IP: cherryblock.org🔢 Port: 25565

🌟 Join our vibrant Discord community, where friendships blossom and excitement thrives! 🌟💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/cherrynetwork

Come, join us in the realm of Cherry Block, where dreams take shape and friendships bloom like beautiful cherry blossoms! 🌸🌸

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineJam

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineJam server, a fast growing Minecraft server. You are invited to join our amazing community, have fun and make new friends! With Survival PvP, Towny Survival, Hunger Games, SkyWars, Creative, Sky Block and more, you’ll never get bored!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Atm9 anarchy – All the mods 9 server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

This isn’t just any server, it’s a semi-anarchy PvP server where strategy, skill, and a bit of mischief come together.

Economy system – Trade with in game economy with an auction house and bounty system. Spawn area – The spawn will be in a separate dimension free from pvp. You will be able to jump unto the random teleporter to the overworld to start the adventure Graves – Graves are disabled, you will be able to loot your victims Dimensions – Some dimensions will be off-limits, world border is 50k in every dimension. Base Strategy – There are no claims Banned items – Almost no banned items, all items of mass destruction are fair game Vote Crates – Get a head start with helpful items

Rules: No Offensive Content: No discussions on sensitive topics like politics, religion, drugs, or racism. Lag Control: Avoid creating excessive lag Atm9 servers all the mods 9

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.