Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Dimension Hops:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8626	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.