Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing Semi-Vanilla server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9730
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

Also looking for staff!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chiaroscuro

do what you can to survive and make or break friends along the way chiaroscuro is a hardcore pvp server equiped with economy, factions, mcmmo all you need to wipe the floor with your enemy.

rules are simple: grief and raid is allowed but try not to be a dick about it dont harass people, dont go advertising on here like a dick, and have fun ^_^

staff: Moonfox597 (owner) chris03pwnd (co owner) Ieaka (admin) ziben (moderator)

HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE (serious, good luck >=D)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EndCraft

Endcraft, Other

EndCraft at this griefer level you can also griefer and develop on the continent with pleasure

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TAWCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TAWcraft Vanilla Server IP: mc.taw.net The Art of Warfare TAW was formed in March 2001 and has since grown into a first class gaming organization. We have over 2400 active members from all around the world playing over 40+ different games. Of course you are looking to join Minecraft and here are some of the benefits we offer to Minecraft Community Players:

Vanilla Bungee Cord Server IP: mc.taw.net, Survival with Towny, Factions, Skyblock and Creative Servers All the Mods Bungee Cord Server Uses Curse Client

When does TAWs Minecraft team meet Tuesday 21:00 EST, Wednesday 14:00 EST, Sunday 13:00 EST

What are the Requirements to join TAW 15 years of age or older. Willing to commit to two events per week real life comes first, normal game play can count as an event. Must have and use Teamspeak 3

How do you join TAWs Minecraft team Go to taw.net, Click Apply in upper right corner, Fill in the forms, Select Minecraft as the game you want to join.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.