“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6377
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7202	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	9043
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	119	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	776	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

game-uk-02.mtxserv.com:27030

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2859	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com