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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7609 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 175275 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.