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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5292 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7444 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3155 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.