“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

play.null-network.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

dw.craftersland.net

Minecraft B-Zone

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3129	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1552
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

mc.b-zone.ro

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

mc.iMinecrafting.com

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	8

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

54.39.250.197:25598

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

216.105.171.148:25594

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	440889
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2984	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	8032
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9134	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234