“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Votes:	6395
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6611	Astral Projections Made:	0

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7010	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	3512	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	121	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	3965	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	92163
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

play.gamemode.fun

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	1638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	286
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

play.koharmc.com:25750

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

play.16bitmc.net

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Play.cakerealm.com