“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Farms Harvested:	884	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	942832
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

play.honeyberrymc.com

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

rainmasyand.fun

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

play.fusemc.net

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8548	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2940	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

vh.echosmp.com

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9233
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crops Grown:	4699
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	978	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

hy-pvp.com

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Votes:	1659

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

play.craftingrealm.tk

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	35

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

simplesurvival.fun

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3600	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	751629	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

minecraft.v3xclan.com

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

thedriftingplanet.hosting.ethera.net