“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7703
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

mct.tantrum.org

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

dw19.craftersland.net

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3169
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	2907	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Lapitos.TheBobsGamingNetwork.net

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	6838	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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redepike.com:4266

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

play.pokevanilla.com

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

mcs.minepixel.org

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

mc.farnetworks.org

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	678122	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

play.boomercraft.eu

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

PlutoCraft

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

plutocraft.net

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

watalcauni.mc-join.org

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ores Mined:	2660
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

mc.libreland.us

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1848	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Crops Grown:	1183	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

play.twent.fun

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

play.z-mc.net

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

WolfQueenOrigins.mc.gg:33247

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	4145
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

dxrery.cyou