“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8438	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Farms Harvested:	269
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	752
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	4922	Animals Bred:	97
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2938	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com