“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	931480	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	1147
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	889
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crops Grown:	2410

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Animals Bred:	22
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	6297	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	530
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	163
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	235	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6441
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	204085	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	7403
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	385858
Farms Harvested:	757	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	416	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5467	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Crops Grown:	2301	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1